Comedy hindi jokes – best comady day

Mistri: Aisa Majbut Bed banaunga SARA MOHALLA BAHU k sath SOEGA to bhi nahi tutega..!

Raja or Rani ne fix kiya ki ab baat Mobile se nhi Kabutar se karenge.1 din Rani ne bina khat k kabutar uda diya.Raja bola:

Dukaandar bola, “sharm nahin aati, murgi hokar anda mangti ho.”

Murgi boli, “mere pati ne kaha hai ki 3 rupyee ke ande ke liye

Ek aadmi bhagwaan se bola, “india se usa tak pakki sadak banwa dijiye.”

“To phir aap meri biwi ko samajhdaar aur aagyakari bana dijiye.”

Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, “is pakshi ke pair dekho aur iska naam batao.

” Bachche ne kaha, “ pata nahin.” Teacher ne kaha, “ Tum fail ho gaye,batao tumhara naam batao.

Docor ne kaha, “Mere pass tumhe sunane ke liye ek achchi khabar hai,

Doctor bola, “good news hai ki tumhe marne me 24 ghante baaki hain.”

College ke first day; Ladka: Tumhara naam kya hai? Ladki: Mujhe sab didi kehte hai.. Best banana chocolate chip bread recipe Ladka: WOW MUJHE SAB JIJAJI KEHTE HAIN!

Teacher- Bataao bachcho jo galat kaam karte hain wo kaha jate hain??

Doctor:-ye mera pahla operation hai,agar safal hua to mere liye nahin to tuhare kaam aaegi.

Maalik:-are raamu aaj tumne roti main kitna saare ghee laga diya..

Naukar:-are saahab maaf karna shayad galti se maine apni roti aapko de di hai,

Saahukaar:-tumne apne udhaar ke paise abhi tak nahin wapas kiye…


tumhare udhaar ka aadha paisa main bhoolne ke liye taiyaar hoon..

is kahani se shiksha milti hai:-ladkiyan badal jaati hain,ladke nahin.

Ek aadmi librarian se:-mujhe aatmhatya karni hai.kya aap mujhe aatmhatya per koi achchi book de sakte hain.

Librarian:-nahin bilkul nahin,mujhe pata hai aap mujhe wo wapas nahin denge.

Teacher:-bachcho kabhi sharab mat peena,jhooth mat bolna,kabhi

nonveg mat khana,kabhi ladki ko mat chhedna.aur apne desh ke liye jaan

Ek bachcha:-de denge sir,sala aisi zindagi se to marna achcha hai.

Ek jagah sangeet ki mahfil chal rahi thi.ek gayak ne jaise hi gana gaya ,

sab bole , “once more”.gayak ne gana phir suna diya. Banana chocolate chip bread recipe Sab log phir se bole ,

“once more”.gayak nephir se ganae suna diya.abki baar phir sab bole ,

per meri bhi kuch maryada hai,main itni baar nahin ga sakta.”

Tabhi mahfil main se ek aadmi bola,”jab tak tum thik se nahin gaaoge,

teacher:-bahcho aaykar,bikrikar,bhoomikar se milta jolta koi aur shabd batao.

bachcha:-sir ek nahin teen shabd sune hain,sunil gawaskar,sachin tendulkar aur dilip vangaskar.

ek chhota bachcha doosre bachche se:-agar din ko suraj nahin nikala to kya hoga?

manager ne aanewale se poocha, “kya tumhe pata nahin ki aagya ke bina andar aana mana hai.”

aane wala, “janab, main aagya lene ke liye hi andar aaya hoon.”

adhyaapak:-bachcho batao ki doodh ko kharab hone se bachane ke liye kya karne chaahiye?

Naukraani:-malkin aap mujh per bekaar hi shak kar rahi hai,main aapko kaise samjhaau mujhe to shabd nahin mil rahe hai.

Malkin:- tujhe shabd nahin mil rahe hain,aur mujhe 1 thaali,5 katori aur 2 drzan chammach nahin mil rahi hai.

Ek padosan Ne Sunita Se Kaha:- are sunita gajab Ho Gaya.dekh to Pados Ki do Auraten teri Saas ki pitaai kar Rahi Hain.

Sunita padosan Ke Sath chat per Aayi Aur chhupkar pitaai Dekhane Lagi. Banana nut bread with applesauce padosan Ne Pucha, Aap Madad Karane Nahi Jayengi ?

Mantra ka beta:- sir, sukhe main mere papa jeep se daura karte hain aur baad main helicopter main.

Ek aalsi se uske dost ne kaha:-suna hai tum faoj main bharti hone ja rahe ho.

Aalsi Dost:-are nahin,mujhe to ye bhi nahin pata ki badook ka muh kidhar karna hai?

Pehla dost:-koi baat nahin, kahin bhi rakhoge, desh ka bhala hi hoga.

Pahle bachcha:-pata hai,mere papa kal nai mummy laye hain ,wo bahot achchi hai.

Doosra bachcha:- pata hai pata hai, pichle saal who meri mummy reh chuki hain.

Pahli ladki:- maine faisla kiya hai jab tak main 25 saal ki nahin ho jaati main shaadi nahin karungi.

Doosri ladki:-aur maine faisla kiya hai jab tak main shaadi nahin kar leti 25 ki nahin houngi.

Scooter chaalak:-huzur, scooter nahin uchhal raha hai. Best banana nut muffin recipe Mujhe hichkiyaan aa rahi hain.

Judge:-pichi baar bhi tum 500 rupyee churaane ke ilzaam main pakde gaye the.

Chor:-huzur,500 rupyee s kitne din kaam chalaya ja sakta hai?

Student:-sir, kya aap mujhe us kaam ke liye bhi saza denge jo main nahin kiya hai?

Mareez:-doctor ,mujhe ek serious bimari hai,main jo kuch bhi bolta hoon bhool jata hoon.

Ek aurat:-jab tumhara talak hua tha tab to tumhara ek hi bachcha tha.ab 3 kaise?

Murgi- Mere Husband Ne Kaha 2Rs. Banana cake recipe without butter Ke Liye Apna Figure Kharab Mat Karo.

PITA:AGAR TU IS BAAR BHI FAIL HO GAYA TO MUJHE PITA MAT KEHNA.

bola_ jai bajrang bali.Ek sardar bola_kya Ali,Kya Bali?Ullu k pattho,

Premika: Aisa Letter Likh Sajna, Meri Umar Beet Jaye Padhne Me….

Premi:(!=!0!>XE~?1!!:E’&A?>#^^E”!$>,’>,’E=*?#:P(+>!*”@&= Le Padhle…..!

Old : pehla pehla pyar hai, aayi bahar hai, aaja more sajan tera

New : Duja teja pyar hai, dil bekarar hai, aaja mere sajana verna

Boy- Bus,train or ladki ek jesi hoti hai,ek jati hai to dusri aa jati hai

Girl- Taxi, Autoriksha or ladke ek jaise hote hai, ek bulao 4 chale

Chayewala – bholi si surat aankho me masti dur khadi sarmaye haye haye!!

Ladki- kali si surat hatho me ketli dur khade chilaye chaye-chaye

Babu apni girlfriend se- darling kal ghar par aa jana koi bhi nahi hoga!

Mc – sar khana to char din se bana rakha hai bas garam ho raha hai!!

A. Healthy banana bread with yogurt jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye, aur uski maa

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